March 2013
thisisradioactive:
What the fuck happens when Clifford takes a shit who the fuck cleans it and where the hell do they put all of it
December 2012
November 2012
teacher: sit up straight
me: but I'm gay
teacher: sit up straight
me: but I'm gay
So this girl gave attitude to my teacher today
Girl: *Rolls eyes*
Teacher: Yeah keep rolling your eyes, you might find a brain back there.
October 2012
bucklesup:
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
i like how on my birthday i get presents and money
i get paid for being born
i get paid
for living
September 2012
August 2012
Watchimboredwhatever:
omfg last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun
When I say I'm ugly,
wonderstruckglam:
I’m dead serious. I’m not fishing for anyone’s compliments. That’s just how I really feel about myself. I think I’m “okay” looking though. But overall, I think I’m unattractive. There’s much more prettier and beautiful girls out there, that there’s too much that I can’t even count. Everything they do is better and cuter than what I do, even when they make silly faces or act...
Today, 17 teens will take their own lives due to...
Reblog if you care.
Always.
If you don’t reblog, you have no heart. It wont kill you to have this on your tumblr.
sclez:
sweetbuttandhellabooty:
can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa
i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar
madeggascar
cherryblossombarrage:
brachiosaurs:
improbablenormality:
caraknightley:
puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw
TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.
#the bruce banner of the sea
ku-fucks-klan:
xbostons:
what if every spider i’ve ever crushed thought it was like, living in my house with me the whole time and one day i just flew off the handle and murdered it. like it just thought we were hanging out together.
has every spider died while feeling a sense of betrayal.
literally everyone on here is on drugs
nah just tumblr after 11 o clock PM
ku-fucks-klan:
xbostons:
what if every spider i’ve ever crushed thought it was like, living in my house with me the whole time and one day i just flew off the handle and murdered it. like it just thought we were hanging out together.
has every spider died while feeling a sense of betrayal.
literally everyone on here is on drugs
nah just tumblr after 11 o clock PM
Watchdont-be-mad-bro:
t0xic-doritos:
queerqueenofcolor:
birdbitch:
kanyeintheeast:
c-lov3r:
nicodoll:
In the original 1992 pilot of The Powerpuff Girls “Chemical X” was actually a “Can of Whoop Ass” and the girls were called “The Whoop Ass Girls”
oh my god
I TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS AND THEY GOT ANGRY WITH ME BECAUSE I HAD NO PROOF
THE VOICE THOUGH
I’M
THE VOICE
OH
MY
FUCKING
...
